30 Reason Why Cat Is Better Than Men. :3

1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.
2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.
3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where it is.
4. If you stroke a cat it won't leap on you for a sex.
5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.
6. When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into furniture.
7. Cars never pretend they know how to fix the video.
8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are.
9. Cats still loves you when your perm goes wrong.
10. Cat loves rubbing up to your legs however much cellulite you have.
11. Cats can be neutered if they stray.
12. If cats jump on your lap, a little light petting will satisfy her.
13. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
14. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
15. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
16. Better chance of training a cat.
17. Cats are cute.
18. A cat never late for dinner.
19. Cats loves to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags.
20. You'll never get a call from your cat ex-wife.
21. A cat will never leave you for a younger woman.
22. Cats treat your mom with respect.
23. Cats don't worry about hair loss.
24. It feels nice to stroke a cat soft, fluffy fur.
25. A cat's friend is likely to be less annoying.
26. Cats can't show love without meaning it.
27. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only cost around $3
28. Cats actually think with their heads.
29. Unlike a men, cats can fend for itself.
30. It is legal in any states to neuter a cat.