- A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.
- When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.
- You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where it is.
- If you stroke a cat it won't leap on you for a sex.
- You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.
- When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into furniture.
- Cars never pretend they know how to fix the video.
- Cats don't care what size your boobs are.
- Cats still loves you when your perm goes wrong.
- Cat loves rubbing up to your legs however much cellulite you have.
- Cats can be neutered if they stray.
- If cats jump on your lap, a little light petting will satisfy her.
- It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
- If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
- You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
- Better chance of training a cat.
- Cats are cute.
- A cat never late for dinner.
- Cats loves to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags.
- You'll never get a call from your cat ex-wife.
- A cat will never leave you for a younger woman.
- Cats treat your mom with respect.
- Cats don't worry about hair loss.
- It feels nice to stroke a cat soft, fluffy fur.
- A cat's friend is likely to be less annoying.
- Cats can't show love without meaning it.
- To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only cost around $3
- Cats actually think with their heads.
- Unlike a men, cats can fend for itself.
- It is legal in any states to neuter a cat.
Monday, November 14, 2011
30 Reason Why Cat Is Better Than Men. :3
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